Where to Buy a Sex Machine

In the age of the Internet, the problem is not finding a product to buy, but choosing between the abundance of options available.

To make this a bit easier on you, we’ve narrowed down our top favorite love machine suppliers:


Lovehoney is a favorite when it comes to adult product manufacturers. They provide a quick, easy method for making purchases online.

Each of their items is already on hand and ready to send, unless they specifically state otherwise. This means your sex machine experience could be much closer than you think!


To scroll through Lovehoney’s options, just go to the “categories” section on the website. Each toy has a rating next to it, so you can see how it holds up with customers.

Users report that Lovehoney excels at customer care, as the company provides polite and fair treatment. Replacements and returns are usually a quick process and you can easily place orders online.

Lovehoney provides tracking information and a 30-day return policy with a 1-year guarantee on their products. However, note that this may not apply to some products.


Hismith is a sex machine manufacturer that specializes in this specific type of product. They have an impressive range of machines, from budget picks to premium items.

Hismith is always updating their available products and innovating on their current devices. While you can find Hismith brand products on Amazon, it’s best to order directly through the manufacturer.


Kiiroo is an Amsterdam based company with a well-organized, easy to use website. Kiiroo processes your order immediately after they receive it, but that can take a few days.

Here’s the deal:

This impressive company is always reworking their catalogue and updating their items. They provide discreet packaging, so you can rest assured that your privacy is protected.

Like other companies, Kiiroo doesn’t accept used items for returns. If you want to return your machine after buying from Kiiroo, do so before you use it. Unopened and unused machines may be returned for a partial refund.